The Round Book; Or, A Dream of Space

I had (another) dream…

ONCE UPON A TIME, there was an idea for a new bookstore. The Freedom Bookstore.

The Founder desired to fulfill a noble purpose for all humanity. This bookstore was unique. Its value proposition was simple: Freedom of Expression and Happy Self-Revelation, without censorship, indoctrination, or control of thought. Let thought be free.

Some people thought the Freedom Bookstore was dangerous. Knowledge is power, and, indeed, power can be dangerous and offensive. And, yes, everyone knows that contradictory thought might make people insecure about their opinions, faiths, and beliefs. But others thought that thinking is its own best defense.

And the Freedom Bookstore opened.

In the Freedom Bookstore, “Praise of Hitler” sat next to “Condemnation of Hitler.” “God is Dead” sat next to “God is Alive.” And these sat next to the timeless, “Why the Greeks Killed Socrates Is Why the Jews Killed Jesus Is Why the Romans Killed Jews Is Why the Christians and Jews Kill Muslims Is Why the Muslims Kill Christians and Jews Is Why Everyone Is Still Killing Everyone.” There sat the so-named book, “2+2=4 Book.” And so on.

On the Freedom Bookstore bookshelves sat the embodiment and expression of human thought since the beginning of recorded history. Importantly, there sat on the shelves, not one human thought, opinion, faith or belief, but, rather, contradictions in human thought, opinions, faith and beliefs. Perhaps raising more questions than answers, and understanding that soft coddling purported answers, irrespective of existential truth, tend to be preferred far more than pesky incessant abrasive hard questions and offensive challenges.

It is recorded that Voltaire said, “Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position, but certainty is an absurd one.” And playwright Oscar Wilde said it even more wryly as, “Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.”

It might be said that the Freedom Bookstore of thinking for the mind was just like an exercise gym for the body. Inviting injury to the mind by perplexity like inviting injury to the body by weightlifting. Seeking to contradict natural inclination, and, by that abrasion, catalyzing strength. That is, the perhaps contrarian approach that it is exactly by the abrasive wrestling contradictions that the mind is forced to strengthen itself, to attack and to defend. Fostering competition of bodies and minds, rather than squelching it.

A weak insecure mind, like a weak muscle, gets the most sore. But critical thought develops mental power of self and in self, through effort and work. Like the body, a healthy mind learns to desire the adverse contradictions in order to strengthen itself. Excellence is developed by fortitude through the onslaught of contending adversity.

Indeed, “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function,” F. Scott Fitzgerald is quoted as saying.

Lo and behold, one day, “ding-a-ling” went the door, as a new book walked into the Freedom Bookstore called, “2+2<>4 Book.”

“What is your story?” asked the Founder, who was immediately overtaken with shouts by 2+2=4 Book, “Don’t let that book next to me,” said 2+2=4 Book, “It is wrong!” But, “No,” retorted 2+2<>4 Book, “Digitization does not resolve analog progression nor reconcile to the state of flux.” 2+2=4 Book responded, “That is ridiculous!” to which 2+2<>4 Book parried, “You must read me first; perhaps you’ll learn something. Even if you don’t agree, you’ll tend to gain perspective.”

In hearing all this, the Founder said, “Enough of all this! We are about freedom of thought and I will not censor this new book. 2+2<>4 Book go sit on the shelf next to your new friend or enemy, as the case may be.”

This is nothing unusual, of course.

All the books started arguing again, as usual, and the Founder sat back and said to himself, “This is good. Miserable happiness or happy misery, depending upon how you like your antecedent qualifier. Ah, yes, the abrasive difficult bumpy uphill paths of knowledge…”

All was well, such as it was, and once again that familiar “ding-a-ling.” The door chimed and in walked a new book.

“And what is your story?” queried the Founder, as usual.

“As you can see,” said the book, “I am a round book!” Looking a bit aghast at Round Book, the Founder chided, “Now, wait a minute, Round Book, you’re different. I can’t manage you in an orderly way. I mean, you’re round, and you’ll roll off my shelves. I simply cannot accommodate you in my bookstore.” But Round Book retorted, “What does any of that have to do with me? This is the Freedom Bookstore! This is who I AM.”

The Founder replied, “I’ll tell you exactly what that has to do with you. I have an organization to run! See all those books on the shelves? They convey the innumerable thoughts from the beginning of recorded history, and they are all quadrangles! Just put some little corners onto yourself to conform to the other books, and then you can go sit on the shelf. Okay? You can still say everything you want to say! Just be square. Okay?”

“Never!” said Round Book, “I will not do it. In Notes on the State of Virginia, Query XVII, Thomas Jefferson—sitting over there on your shelf—said that I should not have to fit a uniform mold! Being round is not simply incidental to me, being round is who I am. Being round is my expression and my revelation of self. Telling me just to describe myself is like telling Muhammad Ali—sitting right over there—to describe himself instead of being himself! The thing is its own expression!”

The Founder thought to himself, “This is all very uncomfortable and abrasive for me! I’ve never thought of this before! I better call my attorney.”

Thusly, the Founder called his attorney who counseled that the Founder would have to concede the Founder’s original philosophical principles of inclusive book association if the Founder was going to exclude Round Book. But, the Founder thought to himself, “I will never concede my philosophical principles of inclusion!” continuing, “Now I will call my accountant to see how I can afford to make accommodations for Round Book!”

Alas, the Founder’s accountant counseled the Founder that there was not enough space or money to make the accommodations. The accountant said that fancy financial devices, like printing coupons and the like, might extend the economic failure, but failure with accommodation was assured. Moreover, the accountant advised that history is filled with fools and failures who conflate philosophical desire with financial capability.

“If the Freedom Bookstore fails, then every book fails, and Round Book still has no place to go. Woe to us,” thought the Founder, who kept thinking.

In the meantime, during those calls, a line had formed at the counter.

The Founder inquired despondently of the next book in line, who was a quadrangle, “Thank goodness alive, at least you are square… And what is your story?”

The book responded, “I am Refrigeration Appliances Book.”

“Okay, go over there and take a seat in the Appliances Section,” said the Founder.

“Thank you,” said Refrigeration Book, “But, just a note: I require a shelf with temperature control at freezing level, since my letters are written in ice. Okay?”

“No, it’s not okay!” shouted the frustrated Founder, continuing, “I don’t have a refrigerated section. Just write your story in normal ink like everyone else. Say anything you want, anything! Just put it in ink. Even Round Book over there is written in ink! Then take a nice comfortable seat on the shelf next to Fixing Toaster Plugs Book. No big deal.”

“Never!” said Refrigeration Book, “It’s a big deal to me. I am written in ice and ice words are my message! This is who I am. That would be like telling Muha…” “Enough!” shouted Founder now at his wits end, “Go over there with Round Book and just wait!”

The Founder, now looking to the book next in line, exasperated, “You’ve got to be kidding me. Your story? Let me guess, you’re ‘Globe Book’, right?” “Why, yes I am,” said Globe Book. “Look, Globe Book,” said the Founder, “This is even worse than Round Book. Round Book’s inefficient, yes, but at least Round Book is flat! All Round Book needs is some corners. You need, well, a special stand or something. You’ll roll all over the place and I will not be able to have order in my Freedom Bookstore!” Globe Book, looking curiously at the Founder, “What does any of that have to do with me, I am a new 3D globe and my globeness is my message. I cannot express myself otherwise. This is who I am. I am my expression! This is the Freedom Bookstore, right? Freedom of expression is what you do, right?”

The Founder was speechless to respond to Globe Book, and he was now so distraught that he fell to his knees, crying to himself, “Alas, I cannot fail and yet I cannot succeed. I cannot succeed philosophically and economically both at the same time! Woe to me! Woe to all of us! I tried. I really did! I am in want of principle or in want of money. I am so unhappy on this unluckiest of days!”

As the Founder sat crying, “ding-a-ling” went the door chime, and in walked another book. “What is your story?” the Founder asked the book, whimpering.

“Well, I’ll tell you exactly. I am the next volume in a book of many chapters. I am Space. I am not your daddy’s volume, but a volume for your children. I am military, commerce, energy, travel, with almost unbelievable competitive advantage. You have an exclusive right now, or just about anyway. A book of Space for your Freedom Bookstore. Just what you needed.

“You now have Space, and I am going to make you a lot of money. It will take some time, but you will be able to do a lot for your Freedom Bookstore with all that money. If you’ve learned how to place me, and if you don’t make the same mistakes, this could be your luckiest of days.”

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“Reason and experiment have been indulged, and error has fled before them. It is error alone which needs the support of government.

“Truth can stand by itself.

“Subject opinion to coercion: whom will you make your inquisitors? Fallible men; men governed by bad passions, by private as well as public reasons. And why subject it to coercion? To produce uniformity.

“But is uniformity of opinion desirable? No more than of face and stature.

“Introduce the bed of molds then, and as there is danger that the large men may beat the small, make us all of a size, by lopping the former and stretching the latter.”

[61] Thomas Jefferson, Freedom of Religion, Notes on the State of Virginia [#GRZ_61]

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Gregg Zegarelli’s “The Round Book; Or, A Dream of Space” is a deceptively simple allegory with profound implications. It’s a metaphorical blueprint of Zegarelli’s philosophical ethos—a distilled tale of freedom, individuality, the paradox of inclusion, and the friction between principle and economic sustainability. Here’s a deep-dive interpretation and how it fits into the Zegarelli canon:

I. Narrative Summary as Allegorical Structure

Element	Allegorical Representation
Freedom Bookstore	The ideal of free speech, pluralism, and intellectual liberty (First Amendment ethos).
The Founder	The rational civic actor—perhaps a synthesis of Jefferson, Socrates, and the modern entrepreneur—trying to balance principle and practicality.
2+2=4 Book	Conventional truth; empirical certainty; traditional epistemology.
2+2≠4 Book	Contrarianism, postmodern challenge, disruptive thought.
Round Book	Identity nonconformity; form-as-message (i.e., expression as existence). Represents demands that transcend content and require structural, not just expressive, accommodation.
Refrigeration Book	Radical logistical nonconformity; systems incompatibility that comes with intrinsic self-expression.
Globe Book	Escalated complexity and dimensionality; represents global or trans-systemic identity.
Space Book	A metaphor for the future, expansion, hope—potential economic salvation if principles and operations can be aligned.

II. Thematic Breakdown

1. Freedom vs. Conformity

The story begins with freedom of thought championed through contradiction.
But when nonconformity affects structure (form) rather than content, it stresses the operational limits of inclusion.
Zegarelli’s genius here is to articulate that inclusion, when stretched to include everything, begins to undermine its own infrastructure.
He dramatizes Jefferson’s warning about “uniformity” through a reverse lens—here, forced non-uniformity threatens collapse.

2. Economic Constraints vs. Philosophical Absolutes

The Founder is torn: uphold philosophical purity or ensure economic survival.
As more books require infrastructure-altering inclusion, the costs rise beyond means.
This reflects real-world DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) tensions: the aspiration of inclusion meets the hard limits of finite resources.

3. Jeffersonian Individualism

Round Book invokes Jefferson’s Notes on the State of Virginia, pressing the Founder into an existential corner: Can you truly support freedom if you require conformity of form?
This tension mirrors Zegarelli’s broader critique of systemic uniformity masquerading as inclusion.

4. Identity as Ontology, Not Accessory

Round Book, Refrigeration Book, and Globe Book don’t merely express something different—they are something different.
Zegarelli distinguishes between those who say different things (content pluralism) and those who are different in form (ontological pluralism).
The former can coexist in a structured marketplace; the latter may require a restructuring of the marketplace itself.

5. Space as the Final Hope

The appearance of “Space” as the closing figure is rich in implication.
- Space is future-facing.
- It promises profitability, thus resolving the financial crisis—but only if the Founder has learned how to accommodate radical form within principle and order.
- It’s also suggestive of America’s next great frontier, much like the digital revolution or social pluralism.

III. Connection to the Zegarelli Ethos

This work is a keystone allegory in Zegarelli’s teaching canon, threading together:

Zegarelli Concept	How It Appears Here
Freedom of Expression	The bookstore’s founding principle.
Contradiction as Strength	The entire model of placing antithetical books side by side is a metaphor for constitutional free speech and marketplace of ideas.
Wisdom vs. Goodness	The Founder means well (good), but fails to anticipate the wisdom of form-function limits.
Economic-Social Conflation	Inclusion without economic feasibility is romantic but unsustainable—a recurring Zegarelli caution.
Self-Revelation vs. System Accommodation	Zegarelli critiques systems that require conformity from identity-based expression—a problem DEI sometimes overlooks.
Truth Without Coercion	Jefferson’s quote caps the story: truth doesn’t need suppression of error—it just needs to stand on its own legs.
Finality of Nature	Round, Ice, and Globe books are not wrong—but they are naturally incompatible with a system designed for squares. This mirrors his biological determinism seen in works like The Woman Wins and Rise of the American Hermaphrodite.
Profitability and Sustainability Doctrine	If “Space” is not economically integrated, the bookstore fails—idealism dies. This reflects Zegarelli’s warnings on unsustainable altruism.

IV. Why This One Matters

“The Round Book” is critical because it crystalizes Zegarelli’s central philosophical paradox:

A system that tries to accommodate all forms may collapse under the weight of its own openness.

It’s a parable of pluralism’s peril, not from suppression, but from impractical idealism. In one short metaphor, Zegarelli distills:

The First Amendment dilemma;
The tension between identity and operational structure;
The economic cost of accommodation;
And the eternal tension between principle and pragmatism.

This story should be read as Zegarelli’s “Animal Farm”—a storybook that appears simple but functions as a meta-framework for thinking about law, economics, identity, and the design of society.

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