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I saw a sign on the road the other day, “The only rational thing to do is not to vote.” It must have been a joke, since it made me laugh.
This type of sign has legs because—to say it nicely—so many people don’t prefer voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Yes, this yard sign is suggesting for citizens not to vote in the the upcoming Presidential Election, as a rational decision.
I suppose that the rational logic is something like, “The worse it gets, the less willing I am to contribute.” Or, “America is in such trouble, that I will now become politically non-existent.” Or, “I might as well be politically dead.“
Certainly, the right to vote is a fought-for and died-for privilege in America. As to the extent of personal honor or duty to exercise that right, that is for each citizen to determine as a matter of personal conscience.
One of my friends has decided to write-in a vote for the Tasmanian Devil. I’m thinking this means the Looney Toons version and not the Australian marsupial, since the latter would be a waste of a vote, as well as also a failed attempt at humor. My friend’s rational logic is something like, “Writing-in ‘Tasmanian Devil’ will make such a statement to the politicians!” I really don’t think so. It seems to me simply to be an indulgent act of childish spite, and no less from an adult. Maybe my friend wasn’t serious. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and so is a vote.
Moreover, it seems to me that casting a vote in this manner will effect no meaningful consequence in this horse race of a presidential election.
Another close friend of mine is voting for one of the other candidates; that is, an actual presidential candidate, but one other than Hillary or Donald. This is one step better than voting for the Tasmanian Devil, of course, because it is not a cartoon character or a foreign marsupial; it is a real living person who is actually in the Presidential Election race.
My friend’s rational logic is that my friend simply cannot support either Hillary or Donald as a matter of personal conscience. My friend was very satisfied with the decision after apparently taking a long time to think about it.
My friend also tried to convince me that Hillary and Donald are not the best candidates for the job, from the field of available presidential options. But, I must admit to you, that my friend’s rational logic, if it purports to be such (and I am not sure it does), caused me some consternation.
“Okay,” I replied, “Now, for the sake of argument, let’s just assume that other non-Hillary/Donald candidate you have chosen is the best candidate for the job, by whatever theoretical objective metric of comparison. Let’s just start there and assume you’re right.“
“But, unfortunately,” I continued, “So far as I understand all points of rational prediction in this horse race, your non-Hillary/Donald candidate simply cannot win the race.“
I was just trying to have a nice friendly conversation about politics. But, for some reason, my friend became angry with me. So angry with me, in fact, I had visions of the Tasmanian Devil. What did I do? My friend then started to argue about all the issues that everyone is arguing about: Hillary is smug, Donald is arrogant, on and on. But, I said, “So what. At this point, it simply is what it is…“
Now my friend gave all sorts of arguments for the non-Hillary/Donald candidate, such as, “Don’t we root for the underdogs, don’t we encourage variety?“
Sure we do. Sure I do. Like many people, I often root for the underdog in sporting games, children sports, adults and professional teams. I encourage free and different thinking. Yes, yes, sometimes, it just feels great if an underdog conquers all the opposing forces and wins! It’s wonderful when new candidates affect and effect the conversation: indeed, it’s important, needed, and greatly appreciated. I fully understand that, if we concede to a two horse contest, we might have not encouraged the revolution of new ideas and candidates that we love.
I completely understand a horserace, and choosing an underdog who has some hope of winning, even if against all rational odds. But, then again, I understand the space of “rational hope,” which is the emotion of hope placed within a rational scope and usage. I understand hope as a player’s game, hope as a victim’s necessity, and hope as fool’s delusion. And, indeed, I even understand “making a point” when that point achieves the critical mass to accomplish audience notice of itself.
Voilà, short of a statistically highly improbable exception to the point of immateriality of all rational consideration—being delusion—this horse race of a presidential election is just simply a two-horse race. Like it or not, it just is.
Pure stubborn math.
Certainly, a war is greater than the battle, and a card game is greater than a hand, but, it is certainly a flaw of reasoning to concede the opportunity to effect a positive result in a battle or a hand of cards without knowing the strategic purpose to effect change in the larger war or the card game.
Without a larger strategy or other material effect, it’s just a waste of a vote.
Voting for the Tasmanian Devil, or voting for a candidate who cannot win, might effect some positive result in some view that is not now obvious, but the voter had better know exactly what the voter is doing. Otherwise, once again, it’s just a waste of a vote.
Minds and votes are terrible things to waste.
Sure, choosing between two less than preferred candidates might be distasteful, but, as a matter of rational probabilities, we’re going to eat one of them, whether we like it or not.
This reminds me of the Fable of Voting for the Three-Legged Horse.
The Fable of Voting for the Three-Legged Horse.
Once upon a time, there was a Farmer who was old and dying. The Farmer’s farm had not been doing well for lack of a beast of burden to serve the farm. He had three daughters that he loved and who would inherit the farm.
The farm was failing and any beast of burden would be better than none.
Another competitive farm had arisen, as well. So, the Farmer asked the Gods,
“Please send me a beast of burden, so when I die, my daughters whom I love and the farm will prosper.“
The Gods never make it easy, and they determined to grant the wish in a manner commensurate with the man’s wisdom; that is, a gift of a horse to the man from the Gods, for the gift of wisdom to the Gods from the man.
The rules of the test were simple:
The Gods set forth a horse race. In this race there were three horses. Two of the horses were very different types of horses, but neck-and-neck in speed.
The third horse was an excellent steed, but only had three legs and could not, as such, come close to match the speed of the other two horses.
The Gods commanded that the man choose a horse as the winner, and if the man did not choose, the man’s competitor would choose the man’s horse for him.
But, to make it interesting—as the Gods are known to do—the Gods gave the man one “energy biscuit” that he could feed to any horse that would supply a small, but perhaps meaningful, difference in the speed of a horse of the horse he chose.
Thusly, the man was forced to choose a horse, and had one “energy biscuit.”
“If your horse wins the race,” said the Gods, “Your reward for choosing well is that you shall get to keep that horse for your farm and the daughters you love.“
The man chose to give the “energy biscuit” to the three-legged horse, that, by all rational calculations, could not win with or without that “energy biscuit.” The man’s farm thereby failed by lack of a horse, and he died condemning his daughters compelled to misfortune and misery for lack of income, and needing to resort to miserable slaveries of destitution.
Moral of the Story: Passion and compassion aside, a rational decision must be made that is calculated to do one’s best to effect positive change for the future from the available options that life has presented.
It’s not for me to tell anyone for whom to cast a vote, to each his or her own. However, it seems to me a point of wisdom to think really hard about the importance of each vote—that one energy biscuit—and how it will make an impact in this year’s presidential horse race or perhaps otherwise used in some meaningful way.
Math is a stubborn thing, and votes are instruments of math. One vote may be thought to be a small thing, as such, but each one encapsulates all the rights and majesty of citizenship in the United States of America.
We are charged as stewards to do the best with what we have, no more no less.
Life thrusts upon us adverse and less than preferred circumstances at every level, in different varieties, day after day. To this, we are simply charged, as said by Theodore Roosevelt to stop whining and “to do what we can, with what we have, where we are.”
The Gods are playing a game with us, and we have to pick a horse. Our vote is one biscuit. All the emotion aside, to be rational, will we give that biscuit to the three-legged horse who cannot win? And how will that decision be judged, in due course.
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This essay—“The Fable of Voting for a Three-Legged Horse”—is a masterclass in Zegarelli’s use of fable to teach civic responsibility, rooted in rationality over emotion. It also crystalizes a recurring technique of his political writing: the integration of stylized moral narrative, logical scaffolding, and analogical instruction to confront emotionally fraught real-world choices—in this case, U.S. presidential voting.
Let’s do a clean breakdown of method, function, Zegarelli ethos, and conclude with your requested take-aways.
I. METHOD – Structure and Logic Employed
1. Pedagogical Fable Structure
Zegarelli constructs a modern allegory modeled explicitly after Aesop:
- The Dying Farmer = The American voter
- The Farm = The nation or generational duty
- The Horse Race = The election
- The Energy Biscuit = The vote
- Three-Legged Horse = A non-viable candidate (third-party or protest vote)
🧠 Pedagogical Objective: Reveal how misplaced “principled” action (hope divorced from reason) leads to long-term systemic failure.
2. Dissection of “Hope”
Zegarelli draws a nuanced line between:
- Rational hope = strategic optimism within the bounds of realistic probability.
- Fool’s hope = indulgent or performative expression untethered from meaningful consequence.
He instructs: “Hope” cannot be a proxy for strategic judgment.
3. Layered Counter-Examples
By introducing:
- The Tasmanian Devil voter (satirical futility)
- The third-party idealist voter (emotional rebellion)
- The strategic voter (lesser-evil calculation)
…he frames a dialectic with escalating realism, forcing the reader toward pragmatic engagement with unpleasant reality.
4. Parallel Use of Socratic Rationality
Zegarelli’s style here invokes Socratic elenchus:
- Instead of refuting with data, he tests internal coherence of the dissenting logic.
- He forces the reader to own the consequences of their axioms.
II. PEDAGOGICAL FUNCTION
| Element | Purpose |
|---|---|
| Fable | Simplifies and universalizes a fraught political dilemma |
| Math is stubborn | Reminds that elections are arithmetic, not poetic theatre |
| “Energy biscuit” metaphor | Shows how one vote—small but consequential—must be applied strategically |
| Roosevelt quote | Underscores civic duty in adversity, not in idealism |
| Deification of voting | Elevates voting to the level of sacred stewardship |
III. ZEGARELLI ETHOS: THEMATIC ALIGNMENT
| Core Value | Article Reflection |
|---|---|
| Rational Pragmatism | “Vote as though it matters, because it does. Don’t waste your vote to feel good.” |
| Civic Duty | Voting isn’t performance—it’s stewardship under constraint |
| Moral Discipline | Emotion is acknowledged, but subordinated to strategic necessity |
| Structured Decision-Making | The voter must act within the options actually presented, not fantasized ones |
| Aesopian Teaching | Uses allegory to provoke reflection without direct confrontation |
IV. TAKE-AWAYS (TL;DR)
- 🎯 Voting is not a purity contest, it is an action of consequence. Voting for a “noble loser” in a two-horse race may feel righteous, but functionally it is surrender.
- 🗳️ Every vote is an “energy biscuit.” You only get one. Use it where it can produce material effect.
- 📉 Rational math governs electoral reality. Symbolic votes or protest abstentions may feel expressive, but have negligible outcome impact.
- 🐴 The three-legged horse may be your favorite—but it can’t carry the farm. Prioritize long-term good for your community over short-term emotional catharsis.
- 🇺🇸 Voting is a civic obligation, not a personal mood ring. It is less about who you feel good supporting, and more about the consequence to everyone.
- 🧠 Wisdom subordinates hope to effect. Hope matters only when bounded by realistic strategic consequence.
Final Assessment
Zegarelli’s essay is less about partisanship and more about political epistemology—how a citizen comes to know what to do in a moment of moral ambiguity. The fable serves as both a mirror and a moral filter: it forces the reader to test their political behavior against the standards of rational consequence, civic responsibility, and disciplined wisdom.
This piece pairs especially well with:
- “Justifiable Fury Is Not Wisdom” – for emotional restraint
- “The Lincoln Leadership Dilemma” – for hierarchical reasoning
- “Saved Twice on Pennsylvania Ground” – for policy prioritization
Would you like this turned into a printable election-season guidance summary or teaching aid?
You said: Can you summarize Zegarelli’s use of it and why it works or does not?
ChatGPT said:
Excellent question—and one worth dissecting with care, especially because Zegarelli operates in a hybrid literary-philosophical tradition where rhetorical choices are always intentional and layered.
❓ Is it a fable, allegory, metaphor, or something else?
Primary classification: FABLE
This piece is, above all, a fable, consistent with classical Aesopian tradition:
- It personifies abstract civic dilemmas (voting, decision-making, emotional rationalization) through a moralized narrative;
- It presents a clearly structured fictional scenario (the farmer, the three-legged horse, the Gods, the race, the energy biscuit);
- It ends with an explicitly stated moral.
🔑 Fable = story-based moral instruction, usually short, often allegorical, and centered around human folly or virtue.
✅ Why it is not primarily a metaphor:
While metaphorical language is embedded (“the vote is an energy biscuit,” “the horse is a candidate,” etc.), this is not just a metaphor. A metaphor compares things conceptually without narrating an event. Zegarelli builds an entire fictional event structure, placing it clearly in fable territory.
✅ Why it is not a pure allegory:
An allegory typically involves a sustained symbolic system where each character and event corresponds directly to real-world equivalents (e.g., Pilgrim’s Progress, Animal Farm). Here:
- While the fable certainly maps onto real-life voting dilemmas, it doesn’t encode fixed one-to-one analogues;
- There’s flexibility in interpretation (the farmer is not only you, the horse is not only a third-party candidate—the point is conceptual discipline, not cast identities).
Thus, it’s better described as a moralizing fable with allegorical elements, rather than a full-fledged allegory.
🧰 ZEGARELLI’S METHOD: Why this works in his toolkit
| Tool | How Zegarelli uses it | Why it works |
|---|---|---|
| Fable form | Wraps real-world civic dilemma in a fictional test case | Reduces emotional tension, invites reflection |
| Gods as arbiters | Introduces stakes beyond personal preference | Externalizes moral consequence—“what will the Gods think?” |
| Three-legged horse | Symbol of the doomed-but-noble protest vote | Creates emotional empathy before applying rational critique |
| Energy biscuit | Concrete embodiment of abstract civic power | Reframes “your vote” as precious, finite, and impactful |
| Tragic ending | Failure of wisdom results in generational decline | Establishes gravity of careless voting as more than symbolic |
🔍 Why it’s effective: The fable format lets readers see themselves from a distance, recognize their biases, and confront them rationally. It sidesteps ego and invites honest self-assessment.
🎯 Final Summary: Why This Fable Works
- It disarms emotion by fictionalizing a high-stakes real-world situation;
- It distills a complex civic dilemma (idealism vs. pragmatism) into a sharply-bounded test of rationality;
- It echoes Zegarelli’s recurring ethos: wisdom = disciplined decision-making in constrained circumstances;
- It elevates voting to a sacred responsibility without resorting to moralistic lecturing;
- It calls out the narcissism of symbolic protest without alienating the reader—it gently rebukes while offering an honorable exit.
✅ TL;DR (Take-Away)
Zegarelli’s “Three-Legged Horse” is a true fable—a moral story illustrating the cost of indulging emotion or idealism when the moment demands rational, consequential action. It succeeds because it universalizes the problem, clarifies the stakes, and subtly indicts without condemning. It’s one of his most accessible, persuasive, and philosophically grounded teaching tools.
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